'what do you want for your birthday?'
woof woof wats for lunch lol
the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life
Sometimes, the best way to not get your heart broken is to act like you don’t have one.
i shook a tree in acnl and a skeleton fell out i don’t want to be mayor anymore