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handjob:

when someone gets called out for saying something problematic & they try justifying it

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Beethoven: ARE YOU READY TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES?!
Audience: *cheers*
Beethoven: I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!

magnezone:

rainbow road isn’t hard it’s you that is weak and natural selection has its sights locked 

egberts:

i fuckin hate how daisy goes ”WOOHOO” when she passes u in mariokart. especially when ur like tied with her so all u hear is WOOHOO WOOHOO WOOHOO WOOHOO WOO FUCKING HOO

hooddoggy:

person: chris watch out! youre about to get your crocs wet!

me: I KNOW! its OK! crocs are made from a foam resin called croslite, which is made out of a polymer called ethylene-vinyl acetate! so theyre completely water proof!

lamelohan:

*teacher calls your name on the first day of school for attendance* 

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helioscentrifuge:

gunz4hands:

new school year

did you mean:

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diacrit:

hanesonly:

I almost forgot my briefcase!

it contains important lab results

est2080:

bynce:

Remember when a 20 year old Beyoncé lowkey snatched Celine Dion

Beyoncè was like let me get this bitch together………lol

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mechinaries:

whatever you say bucky

supamuthafuckinvillain:

I need this show back on air