when your parents try to explain a million things to you and youve just woken up
if I had to contact like….my 6th grade self, it would go somewhat like this.
*uses an escape rope in math class*
where the fuck is you, romeo
Fuck you, the original line in Romeo and Juliet is “Wherefore art thou”. And maybe if you stopped being an assumption-making bag of fucking asshole, you’d know that wherefore does NOT FUCKING MEAN “WHERE”, WHEREFORE MEANS “WHY”.
SHE’S ASKING WHY HIS NAME IS ROMEO. FUCK ALL OF YOU. FUCK ALL OF YOU HARD UP THE TOENAIL. I TAKE MY SHAKESPEARE SERIOUSLY AS TITS.
why the fuck is you romeo
THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN
are girls still pretending they don’t masturbate?
I dunno, is society still teaching girls that anything related to their genitals is dirty and impure?
time flies when you’re throwing watches
scotty’s face really sums it up
i asked for ice cream not a sword