today is bi visibility day. as such, bisexual people will be completely visible for the next 24 hours. this is a bad day to engage in bank heists, ghost impersonations, covert operations for vague yet menacing government agencies, and other common bisexual hobbies that rely upon our powers of invisibility.
reblog to save a life.
british money’s called “quid”, short for liquid, which used to be the official currency. any liquid. “as long as it splash we use it for cash”- old british saying
Just got back from the gym
ARE YOU THE BLACK WIDOW?
Barton, I’ve been compromised.
OMG I CAN IMAGINE BARTON ALL LIKE “I TOLD YOU NOT TO GET A TUMBLR!!!”
I like how she just casually has a black widow outfit
She has a Black Widow outfit lying around but not Kanye glasses.
one time i got a fish and my dad made me name it james pond
oh my god? why not “oh our god”, you selfish prick? unfollowed and blocked
i was not prepared for this
If video games aren’t art, explain this???
You’re making a huge mistake if you watch this without sound
My friend had her daughters at a zoo when she heard, “Ma’am, there’s a lemur on your baby
god twerks in mysterious ways
boo backwards is oob which is just one letter away from boob
boo is one letter from boob too tho
life is just full of miracles