when someone gets called out for saying something problematic & they try justifying it
rainbow road isn’t hard it’s you that is weak and natural selection has its sights locked
i fuckin hate how daisy goes ”WOOHOO” when she passes u in mariokart. especially when ur like tied with her so all u hear is WOOHOO WOOHOO WOOHOO WOOHOO WOO FUCKING HOO
person: chris watch out! youre about to get your crocs wet!
me: I KNOW! its OK! crocs are made from a foam resin called croslite, which is made out of a polymer called ethylene-vinyl acetate! so theyre completely water proof!
*teacher calls your name on the first day of school for attendance*
Remember when a 20 year old Beyoncé lowkey snatched Celine Dion
Beyoncè was like let me get this bitch together………lol
whatever you say bucky
I need this show back on air