theme

weallheartonedirection:

Oh, right. The marathon. The marathon for Disneyland, the marathon chosen especially to run around Disneyland, Disneyland’s marathon. That marathon?

c0lin-m0rgan:

'Dad's on a hunting trip, and he hasn't been home in a few days'

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acupofteaandmore:

if i ever misgender you or use slang (bro, man, gurl, dude) that makes you feel even slightly uncomfortable please tell me because your gender identity and comfort is more important than any word i may use to refer to you

officialwhitegirls:

bitch just said no homo to a fictional snail

annakendrickofficial:

a shout out to all the people who started saying “same” as a joke once in awhile but now use it for the most random things like a car honking their horn at another car

hibiene:

when u and ur friends hang out

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communistbakery:

this girl is a national hero

"Confidence is being able to say “Fuck you, I’m the shit” without opening your mouth, say it with your walk, with your smile, say it with your entire being."
Tati-Ana Mercedes (via bl-ossomed)

officialunitedstates:

the united states has two borders:

  1. el border
  2. eh border

bombing:

doctor: you have to run more you’re incredibly out of shape

me: but doc i definitely run…..a blog haha

doctor: nice

me: nice

doctor: you’re going to die

me: nice

paranormal-blacktivity:

this is the kind of cake I want for my birthday

co-gi-to:

untamedcomets:

This is important

IMPORTANT. BOOST.

wittacism:

It’s essay writing season for tons of students!

After being a college writing tutor for over a year, I thought I would share my advice with all you awesome people on tumblr. This is how I write essays, but if you’ve got more tips, feel free to add them below. 

Happy writing. You can do it!