Oh, right. The marathon. The marathon for Disneyland, the marathon chosen especially to run around Disneyland, Disneyland’s marathon. That marathon?
'Dad's on a hunting trip, and he hasn't been home in a few days'
if i ever misgender you or use slang (bro, man, gurl, dude) that makes you feel even slightly uncomfortable please tell me because your gender identity and comfort is more important than any word i may use to refer to you
bitch just said no homo to a fictional snail
a shout out to all the people who started saying “same” as a joke once in awhile but now use it for the most random things like a car honking their horn at another car
when u and ur friends hang out
this girl is a national hero
the united states has two borders:
- el border
- eh border
doctor: you have to run more you’re incredibly out of shape
me: but doc i definitely run…..a blog haha
doctor: you’re going to die
this is the kind of cake I want for my birthday
It’s essay writing season for tons of students!
After being a college writing tutor for over a year, I thought I would share my advice with all you awesome people on tumblr. This is how I write essays, but if you’ve got more tips, feel free to add them below.
Happy writing. You can do it!