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reminder for bisexuals

lyricalred:

today is bi visibility day. as such, bisexual people will be completely visible for the next 24 hours. this is a bad day to engage in bank heists, ghost impersonations, covert operations for vague yet menacing government agencies, and other common bisexual hobbies that rely upon our powers of invisibility. 

reblog to save a life. 

reallyreallyreallytrying:

british money’s called “quid”, short for liquid, which used to be the official currency. any liquid. “as long as it splash we use it for cash”- old british saying

fuckyeahmelancholy:

notanursejustplayoneontv:

amytao297:

agentrodgers:

lady-comedian:

agentrodgers:

fandoms-will-be-the-death-of-me:

agentrodgers:

Just got back from the gym

ARE YOU THE BLACK WIDOW?

……

Barton, I’ve been compromised.

OMG I CAN IMAGINE BARTON ALL LIKE “I TOLD YOU NOT TO GET A TUMBLR!!!”

#SWAGTASHA BROMANOFF

I like how she just casually has a black widow outfit

She has a Black Widow outfit lying around but not Kanye glasses.

souljannoying:

one time i got a fish and my dad made me name it james pond

nepeter:

oh my god? why not “oh our god”, you selfish prick? unfollowed and blocked

tastefullyoffensive:

[klown13]

nagna-rell:

chronic-cat-lady:

goomyqueen:

pooklet:

simblraaaaaagghhhh:

I can’t 

i was not prepared for this

If video games aren’t art, explain this???

You’re making a huge mistake if you watch this without sound

lmao WHY?!

awwww-cute:

My friend had her daughters at a zoo when she heard, “Ma’am, there’s a lemur on your baby

dinotrash:

god twerks in mysterious ways

crystalvanmeter:

Navy pier

fartgallery:

secondstartotherightamirite:

fartgallery:

boo backwards is oob which is just one letter away from boob

boo is one letter from boob too tho

life is just full of miracles