theme
a haiku about math

thatsabsurrrrd:

nightfair:

what is going on
who buys sixty bananas
i don’t get this shit

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mkxcrossing:

This is
ACCEPTABLE

mkxcrossing:

This is

ACCEPTABLE

peekachiu:

'what do you want for your birthday?'

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sources: eyes // nails

gatewayslugs:

woof woof wats for lunch lol

gatewayslugs:

woof woof wats for lunch lol

iphone: [autocorrects i to I]
me: chill

kiransingh:

the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life

elegancea:

Sometimes, the best way to not get your heart broken is to act like you don’t have one. 

doctortriggers:

i shook a tree in acnl and a skeleton fell out i don’t want to be mayor anymore

baby: A-a
mom: Apple? Say apple.
baby: *jumps*